UNBELIEVABLE OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU!!!
 

Tired of banner swapping?  Tired of MLM schemes?  Tired of the same old clicks-for-pay routines?  Tired being an affiliate?  Pyramid schemes?  Link exchanges?  E-Bay stores?  Google clicks?  E-books?  Selling viagra, vitamins, or the like?  Scams?  Mass e-mail spamming?  Hoping you win the lottery?

What follows are the most original business offers on the web.  Are you smart enough to recognize them?  And act?

Here's the first straight-up business proposition... the bottom line... a great idea:

1) You finance the world-class hot dog stand* (plus accompanying fees, registration, insurance, business license, inspections, associated fees, etc.);
2) I do the grunt work by selling the hot dogs at events, parades, fairs, and standard locations, etc.**
3) We split the profits until you've doubled your money (should take approximately one to two years;  five years maximum).***
4) I then take full control of the hot dog stand (i.e., I own it) into my future retirement, and you've doubled your money!  It's definitely a "win-win" situation for both of us.

I have an articulated business plan, but will only share with the one who is seriously interested.

The fine print:
*In effect you are an "Angel."  Initial start up costs:  approximately $25,000.  Through the years I've checked into all kinds of financing, business partnerships, Angels, others, etc.  The line I always get is, "If you were looking for $25 milliion, we'd be interested, but no one cares about a mere $25,000 profit."  Are you the one-in-a-million who is looking to take in [a mere] $25,000 or so, with someone else doing the work?  We will ensure everything is covered legally with legal contracts, etc.
**I don't perceive selling hot dogs as "grunt work," rather, it's my "dream job."  I've been dreaming of selling hot dogs for over ten years.  You see, everyone loves the hot dog guy (especially with the world-class chilis and such I have to go along with!).  I'm looking forward to showing up at air shows, parades, fairs, boat shows, Fourth of July displays, etc.  It's not "work," it's a "fun, travelling, relatively stress-free retirement!"
***Everything is in your favor:  if things work as planned, you double your money.  If not, it is a business loss (the tax writeoff you have been looking for?) and/or if I default (which won't happen), you get the hot dog stand back and can sell it for [close to] your initial investment and/or sail off into the sunset and sell hot dogs yourself!

If you've been searching for the best place to donate your yacht, you have come to the right spot!  TechnoPSYCH accepts donated yachts.  He prefers late model yachts over 45 feet in length, but will consider 42 to 44 foot models under certain conditions.  The vessel does not have to be emaculate, but it should provide for very comfortable liveaboard conditions and of course, be set up for worldwide cruises.  The slip must accompany the yacht and be located along the California coast (somewhere between Oceanside and San Fransisco)* in a safe and protected harbour.

You may be asking why you should donate your yacht to TechnoPSYCH instead of some charity for the homeless, an orphanage, or a random religious group.  The answer is obvious and you shouldn't ask stupid questions, but quite simply, TechnoPSYCH deserves your yacht -- he's worked hard over a long period of time for your yacht!  And most importantly, you shouldn't have to keep feeling bad having that darn ole' yacht docked for so long and you've only used it once in five years.  TechnoPSYCH really is only trying to help you out.

You may be wondering how TechnoPSYCH plans to use your ex-yacht.  That's a legitimate question.  First, he promises to love it, cherish it, protect it, and take good care of it at all times.  Second, when he's not living on it, as part of his LEP practice he'll take a group of at-risk students and their parents up and down the coast (or to Hawaii or New Zealand?) and hold a "School of the Seas" --  you will be contributing to the education and mental health of society!**  Third, you'll help him pull out of his depression.  TechnoPSYCH knows happiness can't be attained merely by acquiring material possessions, but if nothing else, it'll be a change of scenery for him.  Finally, it might be a fun social experiment for you to watch how a simple educator will fare attempting to manuever a yacht, a feat usually reserved only for Bush Billionaires or other of society's elite (think of the Movie, "Brewster's Millions").  It might be a very enjoyable social experiment for you.

You may also be wondering if TechnoPSYCH would entertain the thought of accepting any other donations.  He will, but only under certain conditions.****  TechnoPSYCH will help you donate to this great cause only if:

1) Your donation is of great value to both parties.  As an existentialist, he needs meaning in his life and the donation must be valuable to you because TechnoPSYCH ain't lookin' for no cheap handouts;  he wants you to feel really good about actually helping others;  and
2) TechnoPSYCH must ultimately choose to accept your donation... the acceptance of any donations is always 100% strictly as per TechnoPSYCH's terms.  If you are looking to donate a yacht, it must be one of those great (or good) ones -- the real thing -- no exceptions!***

The fine print:
*Any relocation fees to be provided by you;  slip fees must be paid/covered in advance for five years (or more).
**I am not an accredited public eductional system, but your thoughtful and generous donation is certainly charity... no doubt this is the perfect tax writeoff you have been looking for!
***See previous section.
****Or, hey, I'm always open for "Plan B" or other options!!!  Maybe you're rich and famous and want to take me and my group up the coast on a two to three week cruise and talk to the group, present your motivational talks, show your movies, demonstrate your batting swing, share your philosophy of life, etc.  You can lead the group, that's okay with me!  And you can drive!  In fact, I'll even name the event after you!  Let's talk!

The TechnoPSYCH challenge:  if you think I'm looking for a free handout, you have missed the point.  If you have more money than you could ever spend in five lifetimes, then this is your opportunity to make a difference in an at-risk student's life.  That's what this is about.  Is there anyone in America (besides me) who sees a great opportunity here?  E-Mail:  shrink@igalaxy.net
 

The problem:  you are a small, rural, California school district and you might be (probably are) near bankruptcy in the current Bush economy.  You are probably seriously looking at every cent you spend.  You are probably looking at any way to save a penny here or a nickel there.  To complicate matters, federal legislation requires you to provide expensive services and programs of all kinds, even though you may only have a few hundred students.  You probably wish you had local control of your educational decisions as promised by Washington, but in reality, you are required to provide the same services L. A. Unified does!  With no room for creativity or professional judgment to seek solutions leading to the best interests of your [unique] student population, you are maybe growing increasingly skeptical and pessimistic and frustrated.  And to make matters worse, Washington demands you provide these programs and services while funding only pennies on the dollar.  They seem to think you are UCLA.  If the scenario forwarded here describes your district, the following offer may be for you!

Specifically, I'm talking about the provision of mandated school psychological services.  Your district maybe can't afford to compete with larger districts to pay for a full-time school psychologist, and unless you are very fortunate, it's difficult to find a great psychologist who will work only one or two days a week for, say, $15,000 to $25,000 per year.  In the same breath, I need to say that, if you have a psychologist, then do not read any further... it is not my intent to take away anyone's job here.

And I must state, right upfront, that computers and technology will never replace the human in education.  A computer cannot [and could never] replace a teacher, principal, bus driver, coach, cafeteria worker, aid, nurse, school psychologist, etc.  However, computers and technology can help everyone become more efficient.  And computers and technology can sometimes save the taxpayers a lot of money if used efficiently.  This premise is the backbone of my offer.

Ever since I first conceptualized the term, "TechnoPSYCH"* back in 1989, I have given much consideration to the use of technology in psychology.  Of course, I'm not the only one to do so... many in all areas of education and psychology regularly and effectively utilize computers and technology in many aspects of their practices, and many at a much higher level than me.  Much has been written and documented about this topic.  But here, with an entirely new approach, I forward a proposal that may:  a) save small rural districts a lot of money;  b) provide mandated, effective, and legal school psychological services for a fraction of previous costs;  c) utilize modern, "best practices" approaches based in science, education, and technology;  and d) strives to find a creative solution to several of the challenges facing small rural districts in modern times.

However,  I'm not going to give away the "secret" right here over the internet... if so, you'd just implement it immediately and start saving a lot of money... and, gee, I wouldn't make a cent!  I hope you appreciate my honesty.

My offer to you:  if you are a small rural district experiencing these kinds of problems, contact me.  I will talk with you on the phone and provide you with an overview and answer initial questions.  If you are still curious or interested, I will drive to your district... for FREE... to forward my brief presentation... for FREE.  I will provide a detailed cost- and time-analysis with projected costs (i.e., savings) for your district.  The human will remain in the process.  If you ultimately choose to proceed with the services offered, I will make [some] money, but you may save a lot of money!

Bonus offer!  If you are the first district to contact me and arrange for a FREE presentation, and you decide to proceed with this new [creative, state-of-the-art, modern, legal, effective, technology-based] paradigm shift in service delivery models,  the first month for you -- and only you -- will be FREE!  Any subsequent districts will have to pay in full!  So act now!  Can you recognize a great deal when you see one?

You may ask how I could offer a month of FREE psychological services.  Here's how:  not only do your students and your district profit, but I do to!  I get to collect scientific data in research activities to share the effectiveness of the model to show to other districts.  Nothing succeeds like success!  If you save [approximately] $40,000 for the year and are still able to provide effective and mandated services, word may -- will -- spread like wildfire!  I may soon be providing this new service delivery model to several districts throughout the state.**  We, as modern educators, move into the future, effectively serving students... and you (and the taxpayers) save money and I make money!  And, secondarily, we may have found a way to indirectly address the nationwide shortage of school psychologists!  I'm just being 100% honest here.

So, who will be the first to at least ask the question?  You may want to start planning now for next school year.  As soon as the first arrangements are finalized with the first district to inquire, the announcement will be posted on this page.***

Call:  (661) 588-2825 after 5:00 p.m. P.S.T., M-F or weekends (leave message) or
Call:  (661) 763-2356 between 8:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. P.S.T., M-F. or
E-Mail: shrink@igalaxy.net

Fine print:
*"TechnoPSYCH" stands for "the effective use of technology in the provision of [school] psychological services."  The basic premise promotes the use of technology, but maintains that humans can never be replaced by computers.  The term was invented by me and is copyrighted by me -- I may sue you if you use this term in any unauthorized manner!  Hey, I've worked in education since 1973 and don't have a cent to my name!  I'm just being honest here.
**I am already providing services to three districts in the state.
***This offer is not applicable for any district for which I already provide services.  "Small rural districts" are the target group, but guess what?  The concepts forwarded are legitimate for any sized district.  The larger the district, the more money you save -- and the more money I make!

Who will have the courage to ask the question?

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